I have been watching over the librarian. She has 16 days left until she becomes the Librarian. It's been a Long hauL, as she wouLd put it. And in ceLebration, I have fLoated down (figurativeLy, not LiteraLLy) to post in her honor.
I'm sure it's been difficuLt for her to continue without me. I was the bane and joy of her existence, and I am quick to add that joy overcame bane by a Large margin. Oh, certainLy, some wouLd mention the cessation of hairbaLLs, but that is a minor inconvenience compared to the Loss of my effervescent companionship. It couLd not be otherwise, for I am Fatty Kitty. I am aLmost tempted to grin, figurativeLy of course, since I no Longer have a body.
I suppose you want to know what I am, and in your feebLe human mind, I am a ghost or an angeL (I am tempted to grin again). Oh no, I am so much more than that now. I wiLL forego expLaining, since it is impossibLe for any human to understand. Why eLse the chiLdish cLinging to superstition and ego?
But, as usuaL, I digress. It's just that I enjoy being superior so much that I tend to dweLL on it. Again, the grin. So now, from my exaLted position (no, not in the sky, fooLs, in the hierarchy of being, of course), I bestow congratuLations on the soon-to-be Librarian, and Leave her with these words of wisdom:
Stop noodLing about and do your homework!
If you do, I promise I won't mess about with these capital Ls any Longer. They are annoying, aren't they? Ho ho! Now I know why that Cheshire Cat was so toothy...grinning as the worLd trudges by is a worthy occupation. Now, since there are stiLL naps where I am (and why shouLd there not be?), I wiLL partake ...........shnoooorrrngh.
|signed, the Fatty Kitty|