How tiresome it is to have one who should be waiting upon you all caught up with adding to the "Blogroll." A roll should only be about food, and food should have to do with moi.
She added one blog about a Cat to appease me. Harumph. More on this later; I hear a can opener.
Ta ta.
The Fatty Kitty
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Phatty Kitty - my humblest apologies for bungling your Blog [after staff meeting training this morning, I really ought to re-word that one........]
And yes, I had a delish grilled ham and cheese with guac and a sweet pickle. Just the memory is making me droooooool....
Dear Fatty Kitty,
My name is Abigail and I would like to send you my picture. I have a horror story to relate. I am a pleasingly plump 4 year old tortise shell cat. I have a pair of fairly usefull servants. They don't pet me while I stretch out on the wool rug as much as they should but they are OK, mostly.
However this morning they read something in the paper and the next thing I know they have put a little tiny hole in a plastic bottle and put my kitty treats inside it. I can see the treats but I cannot get it out.
This is feindish and evil.
What should I do Oh Fatty Kitty?
Yours, hopefully,
Abigail.
PS Where do I send the photo. I can have my servant send it to your servant.
A.
Dear Fatty Kitty,
I made my servant put my picture here for you.
Please respond.
Abbiethekitty
Much as I shouldn't have favorites, I have to admit, Abigail, you ARE good-looking. And your plump is definitely pleasing. Nice Pic. I especially like the tilt of the head. Feel free to admire my humble blog at any time, sweetheart.
Yours Truly, Fatty Kitty.
P.S. No one ever pets us enough, do they?
P.P.S. You get kitty treats? Hmmmrrrreowwww. I don't get kitty treats.
Yet. I don't get kitty treats yet. I am definitely going to work on that. What kind are best?
Dearest Fatty Kitty,
Well it depends on which of my servants you talk to. The male thinks whatever is cheapest is the best while the female goes to the co-op and buys 'greenies'.
I like the 'savory salmon flavor' but all of them are good.
She just gave me one right now...well, to be truthful, two.
Heh heh heh.
(Burp)
Love,
Abbie
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