Sunday, June 29, 2008

In Which: the librarian gives Fatty Kitty a heads up

Dear Fatty Kitty,

I hope you are well in Montana. I hear it is in the 90s; not good for kitties. Just wait until you get to Minneapolis, where it gets in the 90s and then it is humid. (Sometimes I hear people in Montana complain about humidity - they don't know humid.) I expect to do a lot of brushing on you. Even I have too much hair here.


Yes, you are coming to visit here for a few months, while I hang with Mom and Dad. If you're nice, Mom will give you a ride on her walker...but you have to be as nice as Alice. They're used to nice kitties here.


Sincerely, Your librarian.

1 comment:

PJ the Fatty Kitty said...

I am nice. I am very nice. I'm sure they will like me. The question is: will I like them?